Connected to 126.96.36.199
> User "[MN 1068-06]"
> Passw "********"
> Autorun transmission #1013
> Src: "The Lone Gunmen"
> Txt follows:
People have died to get to know
this. Wars have broken out over far
less than this information. But thanks to many sacrifices, we the Lone
Gunmen have succeeded in gathering data from a thousand sources and
making the necessary connections to unravel the most well hidden
mysteries. We present to you, uncensored and fully complete, the real
story of the last 60 years. Not the one you read at your local
newspaper or get taught by your politically-correct history professor, but the one in which a handful of men decided the
fates of billions and did everything to remain in the shadows. We will describe, point by point, the events that
secretly changed the face of the world. We will expose the grim
future where all of this has inevitably been leading us. Let the truth be known! Be sure to purchase our
next issue of The Magic Bullet where we continue our series of articles
on the reemergence of gnosticism in the internet subculture, and in what
diabolic ways the government tracks it down! And remember, eat the corn!